Mark LaFlamme: It’s not the size of the knife that matters

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Mark LaFlamme: Disney On Ice got nuthin’ on me

You should have seen me out there: eyes big as saucers, arms pinwheeling like a . . .

Mark LaFlamme: This newspaper office needs a pole

Talk of the Town: Not the kind of pole that wrecks cars in a Walmart parking lot. But the kind that lets crime reporters escape the newsroom and chase down breaking news.

Mark LaFlamme: RIP Mike LaFlamme

Talk of the Town: No one has died. Just an old joke. Try not to be sad.

Talk of the town: Cold, snow and a red-hot union suit

Mark LaFlamme: My malevolent and execrable column slithering onto your doorstep

Talk of the Town: Halloween still haunts the columnist's notebook.

Mark LaFlamme: I conquered my fears and so can you

Talk of the Town: For Halloween, a short list of things I used to be afraid of but ain't no more.

Mark LaFlamme: Is there something on my back?

Mark LaFlamme: How a hero squirrel saved a local newspaper reporter

Talk of the Town: Taking hard stances on on spam, spelunking and hero squirrels.

Mark LaFlamme: Place French sounding headline here

Talk of the Town: Just how would you pronounce 'Rollodrome' with a French accent?