Mark LaFlamme: Put your shirt on, Shatner

Talk of the Town is inspired by a reporter who was shirtless for some reason.

Talk of the town: If my cat calls, tell her I’m not here

Talk of the town: Dirty pillows and purloined potato sticks

There once was a woodpecker from Nantucket

The Talk of the Town influenced by migraines, woodpeckers and haikus.

Mark LaFlamme: The Desert of Maine could use some whip cream

The Talk of the Town clears up some confusion over the Freeport tourist attraction, celebrates Canal Draining Day, asks people to take off their shirts and clears up some confusion over scintillating scotoma.

Talk of the town: Dragons, unicorns and a spot of tea

So, a dragon and a bright pink unicorn are walking up Lisbon Street, right? That's not the start of a joke, it really happened.

Talk of the Town: It’s probably not a shunning tale

Talk of the Town: Break out the Daisy Dukes, boys. It’s spring.

Talk of the Town: Spring any which way you want

Talk O’ the Town: Remember to spring back this Sunday