Missing bikes, beavers and giant Dunkin’ cups: Mark LaFlamme muses

Talk of the Town: I don't want to alarm and/or titillate anyone, but there have been reports of a GIGANTIC Dunkin' Donuts cup motoring along local streets.

Talk of the town: Naked trees and fuzzy wieners

Someone must have started a business hauling naked guys around Lewiston

Talk of the Town: Here and gone — naked guys, potato sticks and plastic shopping bags.

Talk of the town: Going my way?

Supermarket flaggers, the state of the economy and too many poles: The view from writer Mark LaFlamme's desk.

Talk of the town: If my cat calls, tell her I’m not here

Talk of the town: Dirty pillows and purloined potato sticks

Mark LaFlamme: The Desert of Maine could use some whip cream

The Talk of the Town clears up some confusion over the Freeport tourist attraction, celebrates Canal Draining Day, asks people to take off their shirts and clears up some confusion over scintillating scotoma.

Talk of the town: Dragons, unicorns and a spot of tea

So, a dragon and a bright pink unicorn are walking up Lisbon Street, right? That's not the start of a joke, it really happened.

Talk of the Town: It’s probably not a shunning tale

Talk of the town: I love what you’ve done with your hair