I ain’t eatin’ that

This week, columnist LaFlamme vociferates on saltines, grocery bags, top 10 lists and French pastry.

Talk of the town: You’re as charming as an eel . . . oops

Jonesing for plastic bags, the woes of last-minute shopping, and fear of combusting plants: columnist Mark LaFlamme weighs in.

Talk of the town: I know you are, but what am I?

Talk of the town: Business advice that’s totally not stupid

Talk of the Town: Rudolph’s bloody revenge

Haunted laundry and other horrors descend upon Maine

Talk of the Town: Put down the pumpkins and no one gets hurt.

It’s time to face the thrills, chills and teeny, tiny bones

Talk of the Town: This week our columnist nails down various doors around the house.

How to deal with giant spiders and other horrors

Talk of the Town: Weird Al and Big Al make appearances but we won't talk about al dente.

There’s no need for name calling unless there’s a column to write

Talk of the Town: Mark LaFlamme on cussin', fussin' and slushin'.

Talk of the Town: Calm down, son. You’re having balloon flashbacks.