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Talk of the town: We gonna do this thing, or what?

Home invasion! Earlier in the week, a local woman called 911 to report either a turkey or a rooster trying to get into her house. An emergency dispatcher sent over either a cop or a fireman to deal with the situation. The bird was either removed from the home or left there. Either nobody was […]

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Talk of the town: Are you going to eat that?

Black Friday Ah, that special time of year where we give thanks for what we have one day, and go barreling into Walmart to fight strangers over electronics the next. The irony of that has always struck me. Thursday would have us believe that we’re content with food on the table and the companionship of […]

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How many kinds of things can we blame on zombies?

Coals? On Monday, the Kohl’s department store sign burned up after flames from a brush fire reached up to devour it. Nobody hurt and, thankfully, the discount racks were not damaged. The discount rack at Kohl’s is where you can find a truly stylish shirt that just happens to be three sizes larger than the […]

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Street Talk: The lost art of note-passing

Dear Reader. I like you, do you like me? Your eyes sparkle like diamonds and I think you’re neat. Don’t tell anybody, OK? OK. In Florida, a 9-year-old fourth-grader is in trouble — in BIG trouble, little mister — for passing a love letter to a classmate. Apparently the lovelorn lad wanted the girl to […]