Touché That’s how I pronounce “Tourtière,” the traditional Christmas dish which the people of Lewiston, for some reason, refer to only as “meat pie.” Not very imaginative, people of Lewiston. Not to mention that it’s great fun to say “Tourtière.” Your tongue slams against your teeth in all kinds of exciting ways and, if you […]
Mark LaFlamme
Street Talk: How to shop for a new girlfriend without getting crushed by a Yule log
Shopping for your new girlfriend? Sweet. Here’s a piece of advice for you: that thing you have in your hand right now? Put it down. Put it down and walk away or it’s going to become a big, old thing and your Christmas morning will be filled with screaming and acrimony, instead of Johnny Mathis […]
Talk of the town: We gonna do this thing, or what?
Home invasion! Earlier in the week, a local woman called 911 to report either a turkey or a rooster trying to get into her house. An emergency dispatcher sent over either a cop or a fireman to deal with the situation. The bird was either removed from the home or left there. Either nobody was […]
Talk of the town: You might want to have yourself checked
I call this one ‘Puddle in Shadow’ So, last week while covering an event at Lewiston’s Ramada Inn, I kept stepping directly into a deep, cold puddle that waited in darkness like a trap outside the main doors. It happened not once, not twice, but thrice, to the point where I had to make up […]
Street Talk: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard and the future of humanity
Every now and then, I like to scroll through my Facebook feed to assess the mood of the people – the Zeitgeist, if you will, and I know you will. It used to be that to grasp the throbbing pulse of a community you had to actually get out among the people and talk to […]
Talk of the town: Are you going to eat that?
Black Friday Ah, that special time of year where we give thanks for what we have one day, and go barreling into Walmart to fight strangers over electronics the next. The irony of that has always struck me. Thursday would have us believe that we’re content with food on the table and the companionship of […]
Street Talk: Deck the halls with Buddy Holly
Hark, how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, throw cares away, Christmas is here, da da, duh duh… I have a lovely singing voice. Please, no throwing of money or underpants. I bring my dulcetness up only because I’ve started to hear Christmas carols everywhere I go and, as always, Christmas carols […]
How many kinds of things can we blame on zombies?
Coals? On Monday, the Kohl’s department store sign burned up after flames from a brush fire reached up to devour it. Nobody hurt and, thankfully, the discount racks were not damaged. The discount rack at Kohl’s is where you can find a truly stylish shirt that just happens to be three sizes larger than the […]
Street Talk: The lost art of note-passing
Dear Reader. I like you, do you like me? Your eyes sparkle like diamonds and I think you’re neat. Don’t tell anybody, OK? OK. In Florida, a 9-year-old fourth-grader is in trouble — in BIG trouble, little mister — for passing a love letter to a classmate. Apparently the lovelorn lad wanted the girl to […]